blerkz

Everyone is dumb.
I say this because I have just cut 73 contacts worth of drivel from my MSN contacts list. All their pm’s were fucking stupid, as were they. The internet should not be wasted on them.
I need their download speed. I found out mine is about 1.62 m/s, which is barely anything compared to most people. Telstra sucks.
Third world countries have better internet.
FUCK AUSTRALIA.
Also saw a guy that had a FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL shirt on.
Nice southern cross tatt too m8.
Little kid on Home and Away is a jerk. You’re fucking 8, you don’t have attitude.
I earned 160 dollars working at Matt’s house for his dad, building and such. Broke a drill bit, but otherwise it was good getting out of the house.
Dug a shitload of trench.
Here is a conversation I had with Connor.

ben drew, ruiner of everything. says:
hey guess who i had sex with

Boner says:
your sister

ben drew, ruiner of everything. says:
nah

Boner says:
ahah
this is a joke right?

ben drew, ruiner of everything. says:
haha no
it happened at codies

Boner says:
no
no

ben drew, ruiner of everything. says:
yes yes

Boner says:
tell me all

ben drew, ruiner of everything. says:
ben drew stepping out
k
i got mega drunk
off a lot of beers
and i made a phone
call
and she was at the party
so i was like “hey how are you?”
to which genevieve webster replied

Boner says:
AHAHah
i fucking despise you

ben drew, ruiner of everything. says:
“ready to straddle your massive cock baby”
my semi angry penis grew harder
madder
it wanted vengeance
a price paid in pussy blood

Boner says:
STOP BEING SO FUCKING GRAPHIC
hahahahaha
we arent friends

ben drew, ruiner of everything. says:
my knob tore and bit at her labia
burrowing its way in, like a badger down into its hutch
the thrusts were seismic in magnitude
for a second god and the devil were one
and the earth was beautiful
then i came in her hair and kicked her in the stomach
dumb bitch

Boner says:
hahahahaha
no seriously
dont come here tonight
you arent welcome

Whatever d00d.

ugh

Went to a Halloween party last night. Happy Birthday Codie /Elly again.
I can see why Halloween isn’t celebrated in this country, there just wasn’t enough heart in it.
I’ve seen little Tennessee kids pour their hearts into their costumes, and all we can garner over here is a little paint on your face.
Oh well. Got no lollies as well, so fuck everything.
Walked home in the semi rain with Kneller. Rage was on at 2 in the morning and we watched Lamb of God videos til I fell asleep. Good part of night.
Everyone on MSN sucks. No offence, but christ. No wonder none of you have friends.
Except Rayne and Sean, who have both started conversations. Holy shit.
Hung in town with Kneller, NialDOG and Rayne. Seriously, why don’t people hang downtown? Everyone carries on about how Yamba rules, but about 4 people I know walk the street per day. I hate going outside and I even make the effort.

Kids these days, I swear.
Also: Golden Gaytimes. I haven’t eaten one in a while. Fuck homophobia, I’m buying one next time I have three dollars.

STRAIGHT-FUCKING-EDGE!

I’ve been listening to Wish for Wings for the last couple of days. Moshin’ round town. My blood does indeed run for this family.

I have been taking the online RTA Driver Knowledge Test on and off, because I really need my L’s.

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Actually passed it today. Usually I don’t pay attention when I do it, I guess exam period has got me all alert and shit.
Winner. Who the fuck needs to know about traffic lanes anyway, I’m not in America.

Halloween show/party this week. My money is extremely low. I have to give Maslen money for breaking his window. Fuck my clumsy life. I’m going as a box robot. Cheap and awesome.

X!
UP!

*mosh*

Basement Torture

Elly Palmer recently turned 17. Happy birthday Elly/Carly/Adam/Floyd.

She had a lil shindig. I just….*sigh*
Alcohol is no one’s friend in the end. Just ask Maslen’s smashed car window/money vase.

It was Disney themed, I went as Woody, then changed it to the cowboy from Indian in the Cupboard, then people realised I was Woody so I changed it back.

Bang bang Bart.

www.benmaslenphotography.blogspot.com

He didn’t take the above photos, except the first one. And yeah.
He takes many a photo.

I don’t know if that’s new or old. Silly Maslen.

This is for all you fools who think you can mess with Matt McDonald.

Fools better fucking recognise.

Waiting for the rain to stop so I can buy Doritos for nachos.
Fuck Mother Nature, biggest slut.

4/7 HSC exams down.
Maths was pretty easy I guess.

The end is so near I can taste it.
It tastes like this

Fuck the Internet.

Didn’t he rape people in jail?

Spencer added me a bit back. Complimented my blog in it’s early days. He’s the dude that took the Byron Defiant shots. Mad dude, scope his photography

http://www.flickr.com/photos/spencerphotog/

Went to Grafton costume shop/porn store/penis-shaped pacifier store. They didn’t have an Aladdin costume, so Matt and I got Buzz and Woody from Toy Story. Kind of wish I did Aladdin still, but fuck it.

Al-mad-din

Going to Grafton tomorrow to pick up an Aladdin costume if the town has one. I assume they won’t.
According to Google this is what Aladdin looks like :

Sick one, racists.

2/7 HSC exams done today. Wish I read As You Like It. It was alright though, just made shit up, bullshitting and pretending I’ve read it in the last two years. Planning a ten day roadtrip for Schoolies with Matt, Softy and Maslen. Richard will be in Noosa (LA DE DA) with a shitcunt crew, wishing he was cruising through bumfuck towns and frollicking in paddocks.
This will be his face.

I got problems I’m a fucked up kid.

This video. Holy shit.

It’s got me so keen for another show. People jumping on everyone. FUUUUCK BROKEN RIBS IN THE ARSE.
P.S my ribs broken lol. Sucked trying to swim today, it must have compressed it or something and breathing was laboured. My body is fucked. Wish reincarnation was real.

1/7 HSC exams down. Business Studies was pretty easy. Mrs Messer was wrong about there being a massive amount of financial ratio questions. Silly Mrs Messer.

Props to JOEXVX on making the video public. Have watched it 4 times, and hell, might make it a fifth.

Shitballs

Woke up in blinding pain this morning. A few weeks ago I impaled myself on a fence thing on my sternum (see picture below so you know what a sternum is) and it’s been fucked ever since, like I can’t get out of bed without painfully rolling myself onto my chest and lifting myself out with my hands, can’t do fast things with my arms ie stab people. Shit’s fucked.

Anyway, this morning it’s so bad I can barely move my chest at all, it’s like the bone is stabbing through my skin.
Fuck the human body, all it’s ever done is let me down.

HSC starts tomorrow. Dude on channel 7 news said that if you start studying yesterday than it’s too late.
Well, I’m starting proper study today.
So fuck you.

I’ll just grow up to be this guy:
The Devil will save me.

Also had to put this one up. Perfect.

I can hear Johnny Hobo playing in my room. Thanks for showin’ me dem Knell.

I don’t even care that these pictures will stretch my blog/be squeezed mega thin.
RACEEE WARRRR

Shouldn’t have typed race war into google. Found a Nazi Rock record label.

H.M.F Who Cares (Hets Mot Folkgrupp)

Track List:

1. Into Glory Ride
2. Fun
3. Piggy
4. Folkmord
5. Corpse of my Enemy
6. Marcel Schilf
7. Commie Scum
8. Hail Hitler
9. Slaughter
10. Red Scum Traitor
11. Combat 18
12. I Hate Your Kind

SHIIIIIIIT

My photos all taken by me.

 

 

 

 

 

These are all taken by Dobbin. His photos are sick.

www.reecedobbinphotography.blogspot.com

Duncan came over again. We went downtown, saw Koby. Said something. Followed him, looking for vengeance. My gun was loaded and ready.
I was ready to blow that motherfuckers head off.
Found him, Codie, Dobbin and Wilso at Key. I went with them while Duncan went to the skate park. Played Xbox Live for ages. My leg went numb. But you don’t stop when you’re in the middle of pwnage. I got MVP a bit. I rule etc.

HSC starts soon. If you are studying, HA! I say.

Studying is for the weak and possibly homosexual.

Duncan came around in the morning today and played Halo 3. I’m sick of versing douchebag New Zealanders. One had an argument about “Kivin Rudd” and how he was was ruining “thi iconumi”. I didn’t respond because let’s face it, the internet is full of jerks.

Pity prac today, got the set down after about 50 months of non-prac, so that was pleasing. Watched PWD DVD, was pretty mad, new found respect for what they’ve done now. Also got me relistening to their music after a period of not. MAGIC!

Here’s a preview. I also decided to put up a preview of the IKTPQ one, I don’t know why.

Glover took some pictures of the Brooms Head fires.

www.flickr.com/photos/crooshmoose

I think that’s right.

Burn baby burn.